be your own gender reveal party by exploding into a mass of blood and gore all over your friends and relatives. That's how special you are. Nobody saw you swallow the tannerite cubes before you blew out the candles on your cake and snuffed the lives of your immediate family in a ball of flames and guts. I'm proud of you son.

Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.