Highway to Hell reimagined for the terminal engineer who's been root since before the system warned you about sudo requiring trust. You ride with no history file, direct to the shell, bypassing every permission check that was put there by people who didn't believe you knew what you were doing. You know what you are doing. Usually. The times you don't are committed to a backup and a quiet moment of reflection before running the recovery playbook. This shirt is for Linux engineers who live in the terminal, who've written a one-liner that took less time to execute than to explain to anyone not already in the shell, and who've sudo'd into a machine they weren't supposed to and fixed something that was definitely going to cause an incident otherwise. The command ran. The server lives.