One-on-one coaching experience with Keto Kit - The worlds premiere hacker

No one does fun like Keto Kit.

This is a fully tailored experience. Pick any activity. Spend time with Kit

Need help navigating your son or daughters mental health crisis? I have the experience and a network of the top practitioners in the world.

Skiing

Snowmobiling

Building a mad stereo setup

Ice racing Subaru's and Porsche's with custom made studded tires

Want to go kitesurfing or learn how to ride a hydrofoil? We can make it happen.

Want to make the perfect espresso? That's my specialty.

Need help figuring out what your business should be doing? Come to me.

What should your son or daughter go to school for? I might be able to figure it out.

Have a hard time with the ladies - we can sort that out too

Exotic locations across the globe. We have local connections everywhere. The options are endless.

Want to go to a hockey game and experience it like a true G?

I can even show you how to chirp James Neal on your birthday at Greta bar and reclaim the number 18 for yourself. That's right big dawg. You can't come into Calgary and wear 18 and play like trash. That's my number. 18 is earned not given.

We can even build a race car or a boat it's really only limited by your budget.

Want to tune a carb and ride Harleys or MX bikes? Got it.

Want to drop an engine from a car and rebuild it? We have that too.

How about sourcing the perfect project car?

How about learning how to trailer that project car?

Need an excuse to tell your wife? I have ideas.

How about trolling the Olympics via Tinder?

How about wanting to break into the music scene? I can help guide you.

Need someone to hold your silly purchases so you're wife never finds out? We can manage that no problem

Want to go fly a plane over the mountains or the Hawaiian Islands and chat about healthy living? I've got a guy.

Want to create your own Guerilla stage at Coachella? I did that in 2013

Heliskiing? No problem.

Want to learn how to DJ and throw underground raves. Been there done that.

Want to go wakesurf somewhere exotic? Got it

How about tuning your wake so you have the perfect wave?

Scared because your loved one is heading to prison or a mental hospital? We have experience.

Need to find a trusted healer? This is what I do.

We can even just do a G club day and do the full city executive routine. Squash, tennis, ping pong, coffee, cafe food, hot tub, steam, keto drinks and dinner in the pub.

Need to prove to your wife that you have to go hot tub and drink beer after work. I have a hack for that too.

This can be anywhere from 1hr to a month. Pricing starts at $2000 USD to reserve your slot.

Launching 2025.

Reserve your slot now.

Pricing details to be sorted after.