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Ladies Strapped In One Piece

Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming.

• My single bind straps will criss cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through the water.
• I’ve got a higher leg and bum than my Diamond Back and Single Strap One Piece sisters but will still keep you covered throughout your session.
• I come with full front lining and all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and we’ll strap you into our surgeon’s chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.