Some geese fly south for the winter—this one two-steps into town lookin’ for trouble. Featuring our now-legendary honky-tonkin’ goose in a cowboy hat, this heavy-duty canvas tote is built for chaos, country music, and carrying all your nonsense in style. Sturdy 18" x 15" x 6" size—roomy enough for snacks and sass Made with thick cotton canvas that can handle a wild night (or a run to the feed store) Gusseted flat bottom, because flat bottoms carry more and fall over less Long handles for slingin' it over your shoulder like the honky-tonk outlaw you are Printed in the USA with good vibes and questionable bird behavior Perfect for gift shops, boutiques, and any store where customers routinely say “What the heck? I love it.”