A wing of B-2 bombers.
32 hours in the sky.
Red Bull, go-pills, and a 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator riding beneath them like a steel hard-on blessed by Boeing and cursed by God.

They flew from Middle America to the ass-end of Iran.

No lights. No chatter. Just the quiet confidence of a well-endowed, billion-dollar delta wing on the orders of a billionaire commander-in-chief. 

No one knows exactly what they hit. 

Only that it no longer exists.

A select few will know that this shirt is a dick joke. Only the chosen know that everything is a dick joke. 

This t-shirt features a tri-blend fabric that offers a classic, snug fit. Its exceptional durability ensures it stays comfortable for years.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

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