We will come and play a full hour-long gig just for you. Yes, you.

It could be a birthday, a wedding, a bar mitzvah, your cat’s retirement party — or no occasion at all. We’ll play in your garden, your lounge, your mate’s shed, a proper venue, or even serenade you while you take a poo (not advised, but technically possible).

Expect high-energy chaos, glorious noise, and a setlist to make your neighbours furious.

📧 Important: If you have a specific date in mind, please email us first at [email protected] before pledging - just to make sure we can lock it in!

📍 Buyer will need to cover venue, sound equipment (if needed), and any travel or accommodation costs — but you get The Great Leslie in the flesh.

Because nothing says “I love you” like booking an actual rock band to turn up in your living room.