This shirt is your algorithm-busting uniform. While the rest of the internet rage-scrolls into oblivion, you're out here weaponizing memes and conversations like a well-adjusted adult with a sense of humor.

Whether you're talking across the aisle or just laughing at the absurdity of it all, this tee reminds the world that tribalism is for NPCs—and the real flex is thinking for yourself.

Printed on soft, comfortable fabric that feels like a civil discourse hug, minus the awkward eye contact.

• Soft enough to survive Twitter arguments
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Looks great on centrists, radicals, and people who still talk to their uncle
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed in the USA, where the psyop began

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