Seriously, how are people not in jail for all this nonsense? It's like we're living in some kind of alternate universe where up is down, left is right, and politicians can get away with pretty much anything.

This shirt is for those who, like us, are tired of being gaslit by the media, lied to by the government, and were forced to wear pants to Zoom meetings. It's for the folks who were told that we'd have flying cars by now, but instead got targeted ads for products we never even searched for while being called Russian collaborators.

And let's not forget the conspiracy theories that are now reality! Remember when we used to laugh at the guy on AM radio predicting that the government and globalist elites would spy on us through our smart devices and weaponize technology against us? Now we just assume they're listening and go about our day. This shirt is for all of us who want to wear our skepticism on our sleeves (or, in this case, our chests).

So, grab a shirt and let everyone know that you're not buying into the mainstream narrative. Wear it to your next family gathering and watch your uncle Bob's head explode when he realizes that he's not the only one who thinks lizard people run the government.

Made for gals and guys.

• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide